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Living Soil Flower

Baja Blasteroid Living Soil – THCa 31.928% : Terpenes 1.500% – Hybrid

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Sticky Purple Living Soil – THCa 28.461% : Terpenes 2.380% – Indica

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Kind Oasis Fast-Acting Delta 9 THC Syrups | 420mg | Nano Liquid Edible

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Black Maple Living Soil – THCa 28.256% – Terpenes 3.860% – Indica

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Blue Lobster Living Soil – THCa 30.046% : Terpenes 1.130% – Indica

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BC Roadkill Living Soil – THCa 25.328% : Terpenes 3.748% – Indica

Price range: $29.99 through $149.99

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Blue Zushi Living Soil – THCa 27.152% : Terpenes 2.950% – Indica

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Colombian Gold Living Soil – THCa 30.299% : Terpenes 1.620% – Sativa

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Call Me HEMP Official Merchadise | “420% THCA” | New Designs Every Month

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Hydroponic Indoor Flower

Garlic Cheerios Hydro – THCa 29.241% : Terpenes 1.830% – Indica

Price range: $29.99 through $149.99

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Peanut Butter & Jelly Hydro – THCa 34.003% : Terpenes 2.356% – Indica

Price range: $34.99 through $1,800.00

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Ghost Train Haze Hydro – THCa 29.670% : Terpenes 1.050% – Sativa

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Kind Oasis Fast-Acting Delta 9 THC Syrups | 420mg | Nano Liquid Edible

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Black Dolphin Hydro – THCa 30.396% : Terpenes 2.440% – Indica

Price range: $34.99 through $159.99

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Pure Michigan Hydro – THCa 29.978% : Terpenes 1.550% – Indica

Price range: $29.99 through $149.99

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Super Boof Hydro – THCa 28.393% : Terpenes 1.620% – Hybrid

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California’s Finest THCA Flower

Call Me HEMP Mystery Sample | $4.20 Product Preview | Assorted Cannabis Selection

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Fire OG 19.06% THCA EXOTIC – “Big” Buds – Indica Dominant

Price range: $45.00 through $159.99

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Gumbo 19.99% THCA EXOTIC – “Big” Buds – INDICA

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Lemon Cherry Gelato 16.33% THCA EXOTIC – “Big” Buds – Hybrid

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$50 – $75 THCa Flower Ounces

Big Block Living Soil – THCa 21.549% : Terpenes 3.400% – Indica

Price range: $30.00 through $45.00

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Black Runtz Living Soil Smalls – THCa 24.622% : Terpenes 2.200% – Indica

Price range: $20.00 through $64.99

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Blue Truffles Living Soil – THCa 27.049% : Terpenes 1.480% – Indica

Price range: $24.99 through $74.99

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Bubble Bath Living Soil – THCa 27.753% : Terpenes 2.040% – Indica

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Bubblegum Cherries Living Soil – THCa 26.889% : Terpenes 3.200% – Indica

Price range: $34.99 through $69.99

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California’s Finest | Exotic Smalls —> Obama Runtz 19.52% THCA – Indica

Price range: $45.00 through $74.99

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Candy Cane Living Soil – THCa 30.263% : Terpenes 3.971% – Indica

Price range: $35.00 through $64.99

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Cereal Milk Living Soil Smalls – THCa 28.338% : Terpenes 1.380% – Hybrid

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Dosidos Living Soil – THCa 27.946% : Terpenes 1.560% – Indica

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Durban Poison Living Soil – THCa 27.717% : Terpenes 3.220% – Sativa

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Frostbite – Sativa – Smalls – CALIFORNIA FARMS

Price range: $29.99 through $49.99

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Garlic Mintz Greenhouse Smalls 26.75% THCA | Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Price range: $29.99 through $49.99

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GDP Living Soil – THCa 28.548% : Terpenes 1.740% – Indica

Price range: $39.99 through $74.99

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Gelato 45 16.33% THCa – Hybrid – Smalls – CALIFORNIA FARMS

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Guava Gas Smalls 27.40% THCA | Indica-Dominant Hybrid

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Ice Cream Cake – Indica – Smalls – CALIFORNIA FARMS

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LA Pop Rocks 25.70% THCa – Indica – “Big” Buds – CALIFORNIA FARMS

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Lemon Candy 22.78% THCa – Hybrid – “Big” Buds – CALIFORNIA FARMS

Price range: $45.00 through $79.99

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London Pound Cake Living Soil – THCa 29.292% : Terpenes 1.950% – Indica

Price range: $15.00 through $64.99

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Lucky Charmz – Sativa – Smalls – CALIFORNIA FARMS

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Maui Wowie 26.39% THCa – Sativa – “Big” Buds – CALIFORNIA FARMS

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Oreoz – Hybrid – Smalls – CALIFORNIA FARMS

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Purple Punch Smalls 27.22% THCA | Sativa

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Rainbow Pop Living Soil – THCa 25.615% : Terpenes 2.140% – Indica

Price range: $20.00 through $74.99

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Pre-Grounded THCA Trim/Shake

Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Candy Fumez Living Soil – THCa 26.115% : Terpenes 1.680%- Indica

Price range: $20.00 through $300.00

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | King Louis XIII Hydro – THCa 26.998% : Terpenes 3.025% – Indica

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Bruce Banner Living Soil – THCa 34.908% : Terpenes 1.400% – Sativa

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Super Boof Hydro – THCa 28.393% : Terpenes 1.620% – Hybrid

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Sour Garlic Cookies – THCa 32.494% – Terpenes 2.311% – Indica

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Cinnamon Toast Runtz Hydro – THCa 29.654% : Terpenes 1.560% – Hybrid

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Lobster Butter Living Soil – THCa 32.663% : Terpenes 4.680% – Indica

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Sex Panther Hydro – THCa 29.875% – Terpenes 1.820% – Sativa

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Pre-Grounded Trim/Shake | Blue Sunset Sherbet – THCa 31.730% : Terpenes 3.710% – Indica

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