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ALL PENDING ORDERS SHIPPED MONDAY 4/27/2026
WAREHOUSE EXPANSION: We have secured a larger facility to accommodate 1000+ new items still not listed on the website. Unfortunately, we will close for approximately 5 days. Feel free to email us: support@callmehemp.com

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Hydroponic Indoor Flower


Hardware, Glass, Paper and More!!!

California’s Finest THCA Flower


$50 – $75 THCa Flower Ounces

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Pre-Grounded THCA Trim/Shake

CBD PRODUCTS ( COMING SOON )

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